Sunday, August 21, 2011

Funny investment quotes - Top Ten List

We found this list of top-ten funny investment quotes on the web. Seems that most of the people trying to make money are very NOT FUNNY and sort of stuffy, and those that have lots of money already seem to be pretty funny and jocular (except for Bill Gates, but maybe that is just because the humor part of his brain has some kind of DLL error) - Below is a top ten list of hilarious quotes about money and investment. Enjoy!

Top Ten Funny But True Investment and Money Quotes:
  1. Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. ~ J. Paul Getty
  2. When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. ~Oscar Wilde
  3. We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules. ~Buzzie Bavasi
  4. When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. ~Voltaire
  5. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
  6. When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart. ~John Wesley
  7. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ~Bob Hope
  8. The time of maximum pessimism is the best time to buy and the time of maximum optimism is the best time to sell. ~John Templeton
  9. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. ~Woody Allen
  10. Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. ~Henry Wheeler Shaw
If you found yourself laughing at any of these, please share a comment on which one chuckled you.


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