What is the most pimpin' Binary Option to trade?

Of all the questions I have recieved over the past few months regarding binary options trading, this one is my favorite. The most pimpin' binary option to trade would have to be gold. While oil is also pretty pimping and so are certain stocks (like apple or google) but nothing beats the pimp factor of gold.

Trading binary options is an investment vehicle and you shouldn't make your trading decisions based on pimpesque, but to answer the question, gold binary options are the ones for you, sir.